A collection of my translations~ and other things.
you're so young so don't pay any heed you know there's plenty of fish in the sea because you're pretty enough with the makeup on and the words of an elderly relative can never be wrong you're so young so don't pay any heed repeat the same mistakes as many times as you need just be glad for the experience and wait your turn like the rest of us for deliverance oh don't give me those watery eyes don't you know this comes as no surprise welcome to the real world honey where we expect you suffering til you're thirty, at least you're only eighteen couldn't you see it was never meant to be give it another fifty years and maybe you'll be in a position to give advice like me you're so young and everything's got to go wrong at least once by the way could you let us know what career you're thinking of take a mental health break remember to hydrate just don't forget we don't care what you're feeling and everyone needs a little character building can you do anything other than smile at my unfortunate news is adulthood being content to live half heartedly like you so say i hit a hundred and i still feel the same is it only in my old age that i can be vindicated oh don't give me those watery eyes don't you know this comes as no surprise welcome to the real world honey where we expect you suffering til you're thirty at least you're only eighteen couldn't you see it was never meant to be give it another fifty years and maybe you'll be in a position to give advice like me